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|Friday, July 25th, 2003|
|Friday, August 23rd, 2002|
Alright, kiddies, this is the big prep week for me being out of the office next weekend. We really need to buckle down and whip those mortals and immortals into a frenzy. Good work with satan_dot_com
, Ginger! I am very impressed.
Now, I know everyone wants to come with me to party with god_dot_com
, but let's face it, someone has to keep the office running! So kudos are in order for Paco the Intern, for volunteering to man the phones. Just no 900 numbers this time, 'k?
Busy week ahead, gang, but it's going to be FUN!
|Wednesday, August 21st, 2002|
So who's turn is it to host the deities_dot_com room party at Dragon*Con? Current Mood: drunk
|Thursday, August 15th, 2002|
|Wednesday, August 14th, 2002|
|Idea for the day
The Passion Peach
The peach is definitely the most sensuous of all fruits. If you didn't think so before, just wait until after you try this technique. Here's What You Need:
One medium to large peach.
One knife.Here's How You Do It:
Before you make love, cut a circle about an inch and a half in diameter all the way through the peach from the top down. Remove the core, including the pit.
Get your man naked. With him standing, kneel down in front him.
Slide the peach over his penis until it is all the way to the back of the shaft and continue holding it with your hand.
Pleasure your man orally while, at the same time, squeezing and rotating the peach. Turn it clockwise, then counterclockwise, and move it up and down the shaft.
The juice from the peach will trickle down the shaft, onto the head and into your mouth.
Continue pleasuring him orally and rotating the peach until you've extracted the delectable nectar.
|Tuesday, August 13th, 2002|
This LJ program is being very uncooperative. satan_dot_com
, are you sure you didn't create this just to vex us?
I am finding myself desirous...of a sledgehammer.
|Monday, August 12th, 2002|
|My, what a weekend
Such an active group of eager little beavers this weekend! This warm weather in the Northern Hemisphere really does keep everyone randy, doesn't it? As for the Southern Hemisphere, well, there's Rio. 'Nuff said.
Big kudos to my staff, though. The Insatiable Lust team, particularly, put in some excellent overtime. Kegger's on me; you earned it. And while the Impetuous Spending is still a fairly small staff, I've seen some good things cum from those heads, and I see a lot of potential here.bacchus_dot_com
, are we still on for the naked co-ed volleyball tournament and orgy tomorrow?
|Friday, August 9th, 2002|
|The ubiquitous "Who am I?" post
I am Desire. That much should be obvious.
I am the source of every want you feel in your innermost heart.
Every deity and every mortal has called on me. When a mortal prays to their god "I want...", they are really praying to me.
Desire is not just about sex, though sex is definitely an aspect of me. You can desire a lover, an object, an emotion, a dream. All is within my realm.
I am Desire.
Testing. I wanted to make sure this works. I can't believe I listened to bob_dot_com
enough to do this.